Is Cool Isn't Cool

Stubbs the Zombie
Eating brains never gets old.

Battlefield 2
Getting a gold star makes me feel like a kid again.

The Transporter

Justice League and Justice League Unlimited

Charles in Charge with the Pembroke family

Half Life 2

Land of the Lost on DVD

Rhino Records/Video

Special K with Red Berries

This American Life

Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law

Lost

The Alan Home sewer video.
It's dark and mysterious.

Stubbs the Zombie Level 1 & 2
This poorly designed first section almost made me give up..



The Transporter 2
Maybe the worst sequel in the history of film.

No full seasons of JL or JLU on DVD

Charles in Charge with the Powell family

The Half Life 2 Installation Process
did they even try installing it before shipping it?

Small Wonder on DVD

Frosted Mini Wheats

Elf
couldn't live up to the hype

The 1967 Spiderman Collection
20 minutes of recycled web swinging does not make a show.

Remakes

"Click Here to Enter"



Lists

Movies that start off strong but get weak. (in no particular order.)
Firefox - It's great watching him break into Russia, but once he gets in, it's just a bad video game.

Strangers with Candy - They've got the half hour format down, they just can't stretch it any farther.

Predator - It's a neat hostage movie until Predator shows up.

Steven Spielberg Movies that Feature Nazis
A Holocaust szemei
Band of Brothers
Flags of Our Fathers
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Raiders of the Lost Ark
Saving Private Ryan
Schindler's List


Subject lines and graphics from SPAM advertising MegaDik.
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