So here's the biggest lie you'll ever hear. "I just want
a nice guy," or "I just want a guy who makes me laugh." LIAR! LIAR!
Okay fine, maybe that is what you want. But that isn't "just
what you want." You want the whole package. You want the look, and
the attitude, and the smell. Whatever the hell that is. Some girl
fed me this nice guy line, so I thought, "Fine I'll be a nice
guy." When asked a third party why she wasn't interested, I
was told she said, "He's a nice guy but..." But nothing ass munch.
You said what you wanted and I
gave it to you. You don't go into a car dealership and say, "I
want a blue car." You say, "I want a blue car that does
a whole bunch of other stuff." You have ideas. When somebody
asks you what you're looking for, they're asking you "What can I
give you that will make you like me," or "...like this thing,"
depending on if you're buying a car or looking for a date. If you
know you're not going to like me you can say things like, Antlers,
or Webbed toes, or maybe I DON'T KNOW, WHICH HAPPENS TO BE THE TRUTH.
You don't know what you want and you're going to date the wrong
guy fifteen times before you realize it.
I've realized that way too much in this world is placed on the
physical. Most people just don't want to admit that, "Well, it could
have worked but he just didn't have the butt I was looking for."
No one wants to admit that. No one wants to admit that you want
a guy who's six foot tall so you can rest your head on his shoulder,
and a ram rod so big when he pokes you with it, it comes out your
ears. IF that's what you want, then tell me that.
"I want a nice guy." Well duh! You'd have to be some kind of really
really evil if you said "I want some dumb ass that never cracks
a smile." But I know plenty of women that date them. These are the
worst women. The ones who say they want the nice guy, but always
find the creapiest low life in the world. He's a jerk. You're not
going to be able to fix him. You're not going to change him. GIVE
IT UP. There's nothing good, healthy or fun about a guy who treats
you like crap. What the hell is wrong with you?
"But he's always nice to me." I've always loved this excuse.
So what you're saying is that you would date any freak on death
row if he was nice to you.
The problem men have is that they need to realize that women between
sixteen and twenty-two are lost when it comes to dating. And women
after that age just sit around and belly ache about not being able
to find a guy. Well duh! Men are so pissed off they found the first
woman that was decent to them and shacked up. While you were dating
Johnny Nightmare they were getting on with their lives.
So start making a list now. So the next time someone says,"
What are you looking for," you can say, "It's listed here
by order of importance. Not having something in the second section
isn't a deal breaker, but it could really put someone over the top
if they do." And don't be afraid to describe the guy that he
isn't. Right now, we're not talking about him, so he can't take
Suck on it!