Hey, we all
want to have anonymous relationships with hot-piece-of-ass strangers
on the Internet. There's a ton of those "rate me" web
sites where you can meat people online, but who has the time to
write all those greetings, making all those random cApiTaLizaTions
in your personal bio, so you can be hip? And you can waste an entire
afternoon trying to come up with a screen name. So once again the
UNDERGROUND is here to help you out, getting your profile up faster
so you can start stalking sooner.
Now that you have your new persona, go out and post it on a ratings site.
Below we'll discuss the popular female stereotypes you'll find online
and how to customize your bio and picture to help capture their
The groups are:
1. The Goth
2. The Punk
3. The Bitch
For each section we'll generate a screen name based on your real
name and give you a sample bio. If you want to type in your own
bio, just type it into any of the bio boxes, and hit the "funkify"
button again to replace it with random capitals and buzzwords.
Here's a brief list of a few that are out there. I'm sure there's
a dozen more that I can't remember.